melissarose:

Best barbie ever? FUCK YES.

melissarose:

Whoa, whoa, whoa

A red velvet cupcake, with cream cheese icing, and a brain on top?

Best thing ever.
I will learn how to make this one day.

melissarose:

I can’t tell you how excited I am for this.

melissarose:

1. Pointing and laughing
2. Dancing at them
3. Negotiation
4. CBT
5. Mass-mailings
6. Tricking them with a bit of lint on the end of a coat hanger.
7. Tickling”

melissarose:

shaylamwebb:

carissaintheglass:

4sphyxi4t3d:

(via thebansteven)

haahahha omg my life.

i know which one i am. :o)

FUCK YEAH HARDCORE!!

melissarose:

But I can’t. I haven’t showered since Amber went home because all I’ve been doing since I get up in the mornings and until around 10 at night is chasing after 3 little kids that don’t listen to a thing I say. Then I get yelled at for everything when my dad comes home from work. I’m so sick of kids right now.

melissarose:

I love this song so much

melissarose:

:D I haven’t seen that movie in ages

melissarose:

Yepppp.

melissarose:

fucknozombies:

honeyedpests:

i want a zombie apocalypse to just happen already so i can fucking smash some zombie heads with a baseball bat. i have dreams like that all the time, and it feels so satisfying. pleeeeeeeeease, ugh.